Slim Thug is back in his playful bag — and this time, he’s convinced Megan Thee Stallion wants him. Why? Because she danced to two of his songs at Coachella and once brought him out at her Houston show.
Yes, that’s the full theory.
During a hilarious Instagram Live session, the Houston rap legend broke down what he sees as clear “signs” that Megan is crushing on him. “Did y’all see Thee Stallion dancing to ‘Thug From Around The Way’ and ‘Still Tippin’?” he asked. “If that ain’t a ‘I want you daddy’ call, I don’t know what is.”
Now, whether Slim was joking or shooting his real shot is up for debate. But what isn’t debatable is how confident he sounded about it. “I’m just waiting on her to come to Houston and hit my line like, ‘Hey I’m in the town! Pick me up!’ It’s only a matter of time at this point,” he said with a smirk. “She brought me out in Houston. I know she got a crush on me by this point.”
But then came the hilarious twist — Slim admitted he probably couldn’t keep up with the Hot Girl CEO even if he tried. “I probably can’t keep her; I ain’t gon’ lie,” he said. “She a lot of energy. You could tell from the twerking! I can’t pop a Viagra every day! Got damn! But we could have a good time.”
Fans weren’t about to let Thug off easy. One person commented, “Bruh asked for some blood pressure pills last night,” while another added: “I ain’t ever see you look nervous till last night.” And of course, there was at least one voice of reason in the comments, writing: “If you not gonna treat our good sis like the Black, majestic queen she is… then let her be.”
Let’s not forget: Megan Thee Stallion did bring Slim Thug out during her Houston show last summer to perform “Still Tippin.” But does that mean she’s ready to ride off into the sunset with him?
Maybe. Maybe not. But either way, Slim Thug has turned his crush into a full-blown internet moment — and fans are here for it.
What do y’all think? Is Slim Thug delusional, dreaming… or just daring enough to speak it into existence?
